Whidbey Island Real Estate Information

Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of a property manager looks like? What can be expected when the phone is answered?  

• My faucet leaks - My front door squeaks - My toilet’s full of pooh -

 But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

• I turned the gas off to my stove –  The outlets I did overload –  My front yard sure needs to be mowed

 But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

• My smoke detector’s beeping –  I see spiders that are creeping - My windows they are weeping

But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

• The light bulb burned out in my frig –  The water’s out in Indian Ridge –  My carpet’s old, can I have new?

But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

• I broke a window while mowing the grass –  I locked myself out and I ain’t got cash –  The dumpster surround is really trashed

But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

• The power’s out in two neighborhoods - I saw a rat yesterday in the woods –  I want new screens for my whole unit…….

But I’m as helpless as can be, so there’s nothing I can do

So I hope you appreciate  your property manager and know that they are doing the best they can for you. Keep smiling, have patience and enjoy your home.

Content Provided by: Gordon Collick; Koetje Property Management